Republican Spin-Masters are all saying the same thing: 'Democrats fear the addition of Sarah Palin to the the GOP ticket,' and I couldn't agree more. When I read that Gov. Palin is a life-long NRA member whose favorite meal is moose stew, I broke out in a cold sweat...
Moose, as you may not know, were created by God as the most Liberal of His woodland creatures, and are therefor greatly in favor of gun control. They are also steadfastly opposed to drilling for oil in their habitat.
As a matter of fact, moose privately fear that a McCain administration would open moose themselves to drilling. A single moose, richer in oil than all other mammals except the walrus and the Sultan of Brunei, could supply enough oil to power all of the lights in Wasilla, Alaska, for 16 hours.
